He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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