I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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