I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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