so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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