why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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