I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm jealous of your bromance
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Ketchup is God's man juice
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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