I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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