fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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