found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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