Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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