is your mom at the bar?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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