margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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