Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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