she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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