Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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