are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you would pick up someone in the library
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
well most of my day revolves around power hour
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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