im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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