your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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