Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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