11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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