Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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