There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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