Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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