At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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