new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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