I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
