You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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