ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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