He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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