you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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