You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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