Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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