Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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