i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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