Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
only if we run a train.
done.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
