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Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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