Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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