I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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