we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
