So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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