Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
where does the pee come out of this thing
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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