11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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