Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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