It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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