found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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