nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
