i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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