bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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