just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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