Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
