we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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