there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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