somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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