she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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